There will be unicorns.
Wonderful unicorns. It will be great.
And my unicorns are better.
I’ve made them better.
Let me tell you – white gets in a state.
So my unicorns are black.
I’m not racist. No, not me.
Some of my best ideas are black.
And here’s another fact:
They don’t have just one horn.
One-horns are for Democrats.
My unicorns have two horns.
They have two horns and they’re black.
I’ve made unicorns great again.
First published at 'I am not a silent poet' 9/11/16